2 Pump Chump T-shirt

Short on pumps, big on personality.

Whether you’re breaking hearts or breaking PRs, this tee is made for the legends who finish first — and proudly own it.

Crafted from a breathable mid-weight organic cotton, it’s soft enough for lazy Sundays, bold enough for thirsty Thursdays, and durable enough to survive another round of disappointment.

✔️ Unisex fit – hugs where it should, hangs where it matters

✔️ 100% organic cotton – eco-friendly and commitment-free

✔️ LA.Lex original – no knockoffs, just knockouts

Wear it to the gym, the club, or your next “it’s not you, it’s me” conversation.

Pump responsibly. Or don’t.

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